Confession

I will admit this to you ladies, but never to my IRL peoples. Lately, my lower stomach has started to pooch out a wee bit. Maybe I should start at the beginning.......I have ALWAYS held my stomach in, not that I am fat by any means, but every woman has a little pooch and well I always held mine in. Anyways, I am noticing here lately, that I'm not sucking it in. I don't know if I' m getting lazy or what, but whatever the case, it is starting to round out a little. I really don't get what is going on, cause I have actually lost weight. See I figured if it was getting bigger I must be gaining weight, but I'm not, so I don't know how this is happening.

Now that you know that......If you throw in the cramps(feet & legs), forgetfulness, tired all the time, and itchy belly(like your skin is stretching), then a person REALLY starts to wonder. Well, this person is really wondering anyways. I am not kidding on this next part, but IF, I were to take a "belly pic" I could easily look 3 months along, easily! And thats not pushing my stomach out any, thats just relaxing it. Also, it is my lower stomach, like where a bump starts?!?!

If I were a celeb, the tabloids would be noticing a "bump" for sure!! Like Jenn.ife.r A.nnis.ton's only mine is bigger. Kinda like smilely's double chin here. --> :o))